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This beer is really strong there’s no way I’m making it to my 10 am

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thisistheverge:

Voyager: Opener (by tom gauld)

Tu

thisistheverge:

Voyager: Opener (by tom gauld)

Tu

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@1 day ago with 297 notes

"This is the real secret of life — to be completely engaged with what you are doing in the here and now. And instead of calling it work, realize it is play."

― Alan Wilson Watts (via psych-quotes)
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krisped:

ok

krisped:

ok

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@2 days ago with 155556 notes

f1ipster:

inseparable101:

This is how I picture the staff when the site’s having a problem.

This is so great

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sinkling:

untitled by farrahfox on Flickr.
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@5 hours ago with 1216 notes

vaguely nsfw asks

1. Are looks important in a relationship?
2. Are relationships ever worth it?
3. Are you a virgin?
4. Are you in a relationship?
5. Are you in love?
6. Are you single this year?
7. Can you commit to one person?
8. Describe your crush
9. Describe your perfect mate
10. Do you believe in love at first sight?
11. Do you ever want to get married?
12. Do you forgive betrayal?
13. Do you get jealous easily?
14. Do you have a crush on anyone?
15. Do you have any piercings?
16. Do you have any tattoos?
17. Do you like kissing in public?
20. Do you shower every day?
21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?
26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?
28. Have you ever been cheated on?
29. Have you ever cheated on someone?
30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?
31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?
32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
33. Have you ever had sex with a man?
34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?
35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?
37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?
41. Have you had sex so far this year?
42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?
43. How long was your longest relationship?
44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?
46. How many times did you have sex last year?
47. How old are you?
48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?
52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?
53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
54. Is there someone you will never forget?
55. Share a relationship story.
56. State 8 facts about your body
57. Things you want to say to an ex
58. What are five ways to win your heart?
59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)
60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?
61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
63. What is your definition of “having sex”?
64. What is your definition of cheating?
65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?
66. What is your favourite roleplay?
67. What is your idea of the perfect date?
68. What is your sexual orientation?
69. What turns you off?
70. What turns you on?
71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?
72. What words do you like to hear during sex?
73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?
74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?
75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?
76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?
77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?
78. What’s your dirtiest secret?
79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?
80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
81. Who are five people you find attractive?
82. Who is the last person you hugged?
83. Who was your first kiss with?
84. Why did your last relationship fail?
85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?
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@1 day ago with 1108 notes

"I have wanted to kill myself a hundred times, but somehow I am still in love with life."

Voltaire  (via staubglanz)

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@2 days ago with 124035 notes
throttlefordays:

Crazy.
www.throttlefordays.com
@2 days ago with 480 notes

This could be fun or extremely sad

1:Name
2:Age
3:3 Fears
4:3 things I love
5:4 turns on
6:4 turns off
7:My best friend
8:Sexual orientation
9:My best first date
10:How tall am I
11:What do I miss
12:What time were I born
13:Favorite color
14:Do I have a crush
15:Favorite quote
16:Favorite place
17:Favorite food
18:Do I use sarcasm
19:What am I listening to right now
20:First thing I notice in new person
21:Shoe size
22:Eye color
23:Hair color
24:Favorite style of clothing
25:Ever done a prank call?
27:Meaning behind my URL
28:Favorite movie
29:Favorite song
30:Favorite band
31:How I feel right now
32:Someone I love
33:My current relationship status
34:My relationship with my parents
35:Favorite holiday
36:Tattoos and piercing i have
37:Tattoos and piercing i want
38:The reason I joined Tumblr
39:Do I and my last ex hate each other?
40:Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
41:Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?
42:When did I last hold hands?
43:How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
44:Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?
45:Where am I right now?
46:If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
47:Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
48:Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
49:Am I excited for anything?
50:Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
51:How often do I wear a fake smile?
52:When was the last time I hugged someone?
53:What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
54:Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
55:What is something I disliked about today?
56:If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
57:What do I think about most?
58:What’s my strangest talent?
59:Do I have any strange phobias?
60:Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
61:What was the last lie I told?
62:Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
63:Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
64:Do I believe in magic?
65:Do I believe in luck?
66:What's the weather like right now?
67:What was the last book I've read?
68:Do I like the smell of gasoline?
69:Do I have any nicknames?
70:What was the worst injury I've ever had?
71:Do I spend money or save it?
72:Can I touch my nose with a tongue?
73:Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?
74:Favorite animal?
75:What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
76:What do I think is Satan’s last name is?
77:What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
78:How can you win my heart?
79:What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
80:What is my favorite word?
81:My top 5 blogs on tumblr
82:If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
83:Do I have any relatives in jail?
84:I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
85:What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
86:What is my current desktop picture?
87:Had sex?
88:Bought condoms?
89:Gotten pregnant?
90:Failed a class?
91:Kissed a boy?
92:Kissed a girl?
93:Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
94:Had job?
95:Left the house without my wallet?
96:Bullied someone on the internet?
97:Had sex in public?
98:Played on a sports team?
99:Smoked weed?
100:Did drugs?
101:Smoked cigarettes?
102:Drank alcohol?
103:Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
104:Been overweight?
105:Been underweight?
106:Been to a wedding?
107:Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
108:Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
109:Been outside my home country?
110:Gotten my heart broken?
111:Been to a professional sports game?
112:Broken a bone?
113:Cut myself?
114:Been to prom?
115:Been in airplane?
116:Fly by helicopter?
117:What concerts have I been to?
118:Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
119:Learned another language?
120:Wore make up?
121:Lost my virginity before I was 18?
122:Had oral sex?
123:Dyed my hair?
124:Voted in a presidential election?
125:Rode in an ambulance?
126:Had a surgery?
127:Met someone famous?
128:Stalked someone on a social network?
129:Peed outside?
130:Been fishing?
131:Helped with charity?
132:Been rejected by a crush?
133:Broken a mirror?
134:What do I want for birthday?
@4 days ago with 631553 notes

Slowly but surely losing my mind. I can really feel it happening I’m almost scared

@4 days ago